Tom MacDonald – Everybody Needs Me Lyrics

Everybody Needs Me Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I think the world’s gone braindead, since
when did everybody identify as they/them?
Cut off all their penis’s and trade
them for some fake breasts
I ain’t homophobic, I got gay friends
I just think it’s weird that the world’s so offended
They tell us fat is beautiful while they taking Ozempic
They wanted to get rich and they started
a pandemic, and they really
wanna win so they riggin’ the elections
Everybody’s offended by everything, every
second and any time that
I mention that men can never get pregnant
I get aggressively threatened by kids with
17 genders, who think
a word is a weapon and wanna teach me a lesson
And it’s crazy P. Diddy diddling rappers
and hitting women on camera,
conviction ain’t gonna happen
hid the evidence instead of putting
him in the slammer ’cause he’s too
rich to be cancelled, we try to fill
the prison cell with the president

[Pre-Chorus]
Born in Canada
Moved to the USA, where you’re probably
a racist if you’re not gay

[Chorus]
All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and/or vageenie
They/them, he/she
Everybody needs me
All of my straights, all of my gays
All of my bis who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees
They/them, he/she
Everybody needs ne
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[Post-Chorus]
Won de doctor (won de doctor)
Tell him save me ’mon (tell him save me ‘mon)
Me da see one rapper (da see one rapper)
He a chi chi ’mon (he a chi chi ‘mon)
(‘Mon, ‘mon)

[Verse 2]
I think the world’s gone mad
Does Black lives still matter, or is trans the new black?
Everytime I rap, I got ’em crappin’ they pants, they havin’
cardiac arrest like they all had the jab
It’s weird, take a look at your history,
you’re yellin’ “Free Palestine”
Look what happened when you freed Britney
You’re children ain’t gay, they’ve
been watching too much Disney
Eminem fans praise Shady, but diss me
Everybody’s so triggered that I just keep gettin’ bigger
They wanna Morgan Wallen me like Tom MacDonald said-
I just wanna know about which rich celebrities kiss,
kiss the Epstein listies from existence
I don’t wanna be nobody other than me
I wanna choke the woke until they struggle to breath
Hollywood is a joke, and I’m exposin’ the creeps
Like Ellen Page and a man if she’s squattin’ to pee

[Pre-Chorus]
Born in Canada
Moved to the USA, where you’re probably a
racist if you’re not gay (Hiyah)

[Chorus]
All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and/or vageenie
They/them, he/she
Everybody needs me
All of my straights, all of my gays
All of my bis who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees
They/them, he/she
Everybody needs ne

[Bridge]
Don’t call me a WHITEBOY, I identify as black
My pronouns are the ones you didn’t use so now I’m mad
My hunters go hunting while your Hunter’s smoking crack
I can’t say the r-word so, y’all are handicapped

[Chorus]
All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and/or vageenie
They/them, he/she
Everybody needs me
All of my straights, all of my gays
All of my bis who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees
They/them, he/she
Everybody needs ne

[Post-Chorus]
Won de doctor (won de doctor)
Tell him save me ‘mon (tell him save me ‘mon)
Me da see one rapper (da see one rapper)
He a chi chi ‘mon (he a chi chi ‘mon)
(‘Mon, ‘mon)